So you're broke and you want the new Apple iPhone but you can't afford it and you need to know how to make money fast.
Yeah? Welcome to my life! Whatup YouTube? It's BMAC! So this video's a little bit different because I've been noticing something my life that needs little bit more attention recently... my bank account! And that's been my life for about the last six weeks, so there's that. Probably shouldn't have bought an Apple TV...
But fear not because, as usual, you boy BMAC's here to save the day! This is how to make money... fast... while you still can. First thing's first, sell sh*t! I'm not even joking when I say this is THE fastest way to make money. I just recently sold my beloved mini bike on Craigslist for 4 G's... well for 4 H... 400... I sold it for $400. But $400 dollars is $400 and when you'e a recent college graduate with student loans tumbling down on top of you, $400 goes a LONG WAY. Serious though, I think so many of us underestimate the power of Craigslist. Take for example this Dave Matthews Band ticket... Alright? It's his concert coming up this weekend, I was getting all pumped up for it... Bought it a few months ago like 50 bucks... I was checking out the ticket yesterday when I looked at the date and realized... OH! *laughs* Alright. I bought the wrong f*cking ticket! Totally different show, totally different date... what a waste! F*ck me, man. Really.
However, after taking only five minutes of my time to snap a picture of my ticket, put up a little description for free on Craigslist, I got this dude who's coming up to pick up this ticket right now, he's on his way, although he hasn't contacted me yet, I should probably see where he is... see what's going on with this. Hold on one second please. Yeah, he's not buying the ticket anymore... um... If anyone wants a ticket, let me know! If you don't like that, my second tip on how to make money fast is for those of us who are a little bit more lazy... ONLI- oh, that's the wrong way... ONLINE SUREYS! Now I know half of you are going to be like, "OH, wha- 'online surveys,' BMAC? Come on! Everyone knows those don't work!" OKAY, hold up! I'm being completely serious here. A few summers ago I spent my entire summer doing online surveys and I actually got a $500 Apple Gift Card, which I put towards this thing... BOOM! An Apple MacBook Pro! Well actually, some kid ended up spilling beer all over the keyboard in college, so... This thing's basically as valuable as a bookmark now, so... It is 110% possible to make money doing online surveys, you just have to do your research to make sure you find the honest, reputable, and likable companies that will actually pay you for your time! I did, and I got that $500 Apple Gift Card baby, whatup!? Now if you haven't clicked off this video yet it's probably because you're unsatisfied with the last two options that I gave you on how to make money... Well you're stubborn little fella aren't ya? So, for anyone who's looking for the most reliable source of steady income to help supplement their materialistic tendencies, I do happen to have one more groundbreaking, never-before-seen-or-heard, top secret on how to make money online! ..
.Not necessarily online, just how to make money fast! Do this right and you'll be in the club throwing bands in no time! Tha-, that was invisible money, apparently... GET A JOB! For real though, just listen for a second. So many of us spend so much time on the Internet looking up "how to make money," "how to make money online fast," "how to make money by doing nothing..." If you just spent a quarter of the amount of time you looked Googling for something like this video, You might actually be doing something lucrative with your time! Here's my honest advice to you with this step! Find out what your life goal is, and then hop online to look for jobs in line with your favorite hobby or life dream. I know it sounds silly, but, honestly, it's the most foolproof way to get on the right career path to following your dreams and living a fulfilling life! If you can get a job that you like, it won't even feel a good job! And the fact that money just happens to come along with it makes it that much better! Look at me! I'm following my dreams! I'm doing this YouTube thing, it's going real well, and I'm loving it! I might be dead broke - but I'm loving it! Not the broke part... the making the videos part. Alright, alright. Enough mushy-gushy sh*t for one day! I just wanted to make video clarifying that because it is summer, a lot of people are going to be looking up this stuff, and uh... I think they need to make the right decision and do what's best for themselves.
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